A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge fed tomatoes. The
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The gentleman responded, *quot;Well twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
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*quot;No*quot; she replied. *quot;But my cucumbers are enormous.*quot;