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A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, *quot;Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog.*quot;
The wife grimaces, *quot;But I don't like fishing!*quot;
*quot;Look! We're going fishing and that's final.*quot;
*quot;Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!*quot;
*quot;Right I'll give you Escort three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!*quot;
The wife grimaces again, *quot;But I don't want to do any of those things!*quot;
*quot;Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to Escort Bayan do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!*quot;
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, *quot;Well! What have you Bayan Escort decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?*quot;
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, *quot;O.K. I'll give you a blow job!*quot;
*quot;Great!*quot; He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, *quot;Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!*quot;
*quot;Yes!*quot; says her husband *quot;The dog didn't want to go fishing either.*quot;